Ramesh Srivats of digital branding firm TenTenTen provided some hilarious ones in Businessworld : All births will be announced on Facebook, and all deaths on Twitter. Google Plus will look on enviously. Flipkart will get a few hundred million dollars from VCs in March, July, and maybe November" The unkindest cut however was reserved for the future of the newspaper: The newspaper, in the meanwhile, will become a useful archive of all the stuff you read the previous day. It will totally integrate with your digestive system — wrapper for samosas, napkin to wipe mouth, fan to keep you cool while digesting, and companion while ejecting said samosas. Ouch! Ouch! and Ouch! PS: Obviously, the article was published well before the sad passing away of Sunanda Tharoor . Venture Intelligence is the leading provider of data and analysis on Private Company Financials, Transactions (private equity, venture capital and M&A) & their Valuations in India. Click Here to view...