More Credit Crisis Jokes

Give a man a fish; he'll eat for a day. Give him a sub-prime fish loan and you’re in business, buddy! - Stephen Colbert

(Hat tip: Dealmaker)

Now, Bloomberg has another "fishy tale" which starts with a Hedge-Fund Guy walking into an investment bank complaining about a derivative security which he purchased not so long ago... Click Here for the full tale.

Of course, my favorite not-to-miss video on the credit crisis featuring comics John Bird and John Fortune is linked here.

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PE-VC investments decline 8% to $6.2 B in Q1'24

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